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Joke of the Day
"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."
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"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
"This will immediately prove if your racist or prejudice What do you call a black man on the moon........................... .........AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST"
"If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, ""I've got tickets to..."" and hang up"
"Do you know where my potted cactus went? [OC] Well, I can't put my finger on it..."
"UK: We call it ""Autumn"", from the French word ""Automne"", and later, from the Latin ""autumnus"". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN"
"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."
"My 5 year old set up the lemonade stand all by himself and, while I'm proud of him, I doubt he'll make a lot of sales in the backyard."
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? You ever seen an Irishman pass a bar?"
"FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark."