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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"

"I don't support gun rights... I like my killing to be more personal than that."

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"

"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."

"Quitting twitter is the adult version of running away from home. We ALL know you're doing it for attention and we ALL know you'll be back."

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?"

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."