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Joke of the Day
"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."
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"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with the electric meter"
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
"Don't get me wrong I'm impressed by the Olympics but what really impresses me is people who sleep with their cell phones in other rooms."
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"
"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""
"I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it.... It was a Shih Tzu"