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"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"
"Tomorrow is boss' day."
"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."
"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."
"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"
"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"
"You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane."
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""