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Joke of the Day
"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""
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"The SSD joke ""Don't buy an SSD"" : Said a nerd ""Why?? Asked his friend *""You wont be able to go to toilet during windows load""*"
"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"
"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."
"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."
"I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell... I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*"
"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."
"What do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your garbage can? Quit laughing, and reload."
"I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273oC. My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0 K."
"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."