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Joke of the Day
"What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have? Triple Aaayyy"
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"What is happiess... Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"
"Am - hello - goodbye"
"No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake!"
"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."
"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."
"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."
"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"