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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"

"What's a programmer's least favorite wind instrument? The OBOE."

"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"

"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."

"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."