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Joke of the Day
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
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"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."
"Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years' hobo costume to dress up as this year's federal employee."
"Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult."
"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"
"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"I love you -My Dad"
"Tim Cook: ""We're excited to annou-"" #Apple fans: ""We'll buy it."" Tim Cook: ""Let me fini-"" Apple fans: ""We'll buy that too."" #iPhone6"
"Someone broke into my house last night... They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway."