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Joke of the Day
"what is the difference between love and herpies? Love doesn't last forever."
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"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"
"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"
"My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?"
"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."
"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."
"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"
"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."
"I just watched a tumbleweed get blown across the road. I'm so jealous."
"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"