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Joke of the Day
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
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"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""
"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."
"Let's do away with the 140-character limit for all, and have each person's limit equal his or her IQ."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !"
"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."
"[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate... ...everyone came. You should have seen her face."
"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"
"Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks"