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Joke of the Day
"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."
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"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"
"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"
"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"
"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"
"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""
"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."
"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."
"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"