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Joke of the Day
"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."
"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."
"Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again"
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."
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"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."
"Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine"
"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"