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Joke of the Day

"Just got seen around town doing modern guy stuff like leaning on things, holding my phone & staring disapprovingly at nothing in particular."

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk. Rowling"

"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."

"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."

"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."

"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."

"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit"