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Joke of the Day

"My son called me 'Marc' I said ""That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad"" He replied ""Now who's being presumptuous?"""

"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."

"I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see the kids menu and they all have a good hearty laugh"

"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."

"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."

"Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because he was Trans-Chicken"

"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"