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Joke of the Day

"Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?"

"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"

"Hey you! Did you lose your nose? I just found it in my business."

"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."

"I hesitate to make fun of ""Canadian bacon,"" because I know they'll eventually play the ""American cheese"" card."

"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"

"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"

"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."

"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."