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Joke of the Day
"Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?"
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"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."
"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."
"What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!"
"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"
"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."
"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."
"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"
"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."