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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."

"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""

"How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies"

"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"

"How to end an interview: 1. Thank them for their time. 2. Shake their hand firmly. 3. Firmer. 4. Firmer yet. 5. BREAK HIS HAND YOU MUST WIN"