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Joke of the Day

"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? One has a cunning array of stunts."

"Anger. It's all the rage. ."

"[Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don't you come join me? [Lobster]: No I'm good over here. That's how my dad died."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"

"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."

"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."