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Joke of the Day
"What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!"
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"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"
"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."
"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."
"Me: ""I have octopus like reflexes."" Person: ""Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"" Me: *squirting him with ink* ""Nope."""
"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."
"I used to watch 7th Heaven religiously"
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"
"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"