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Joke of the Day

"I used to watch 7th Heaven religiously"

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."

"What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won't see any stars."

"Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note."

"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."

"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"

"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"