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Joke of the Day
"Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn't Google."
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"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""
"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."
"DATE: You hear that an ostrich escaped from the zoo? ME: [from the kitchen] No DATE: Oh. What's for dinner? ME: A suspiciously large chicken"
"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."
"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."