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Joke of the Day

"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"

"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"A priest, a jew, and an atheist all walk into a bar... ...You'd think one of them would've seen it!"