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Joke of the Day
"the 7 dwarves got into a hot tub they all started feeling happy so he got out"
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"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."
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"Donald trump Yeah."
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"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."