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Joke of the Day
"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."
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"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"
"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"I charged my phone, but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go."
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."
"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"
"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"