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Joke of the Day

"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"Did you know that if you were to print out every single page on the internet, and stack them all, one on top of the other... ... environmentalists would go fucking nuts."

"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"

"I almost got fired for watching internet porn at work. Instead I got fired for masturbating."

"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."

"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."

"How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain. If not it already is."

"""Tim's coming tonight"" ""Tim with hooves for feet or Tim that likes to bang coconut halves together?"" [in the distance] clip-clop clip-clop"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."

"Stranger: ""Hey, I like your beard!"" Me: ""Thanks, it's really growing on me"""