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Joke of the Day
"So, I have a black girlfriend now Burnt the shit out of my hand on the stove..."
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"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
"Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box."
"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""
"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."
"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."
"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."