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Joke of the Day

"The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier."

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."

"Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"I don't have a problem with alcohol. Only without it."

"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"

"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."

"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"

"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"