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Joke of the Day
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
Next Joke
"I left my house for a five-mile-run this morning. But when I got a block away, I had to turn around and go back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run five miles."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk"
"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked!"
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor."
"Where's the best place to hide after a murder? Behind a badge"