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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller."
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"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"I went out drinking last Friday and took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."
"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"
"Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?"
"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !"
"Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ... Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad"
"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"
"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."