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Joke of the Day
"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."
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"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."
"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"
"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"
"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."
"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"An xbox and a ps4 were attacked .. here comes the ambulance WII U WII U WII U"
"I'm technically 5'11"" but whenever people ask I just say I'm 6'0"". I do it for the same reason I tell people I have a four inch penis - what's an extra inch, anyway?"
"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."