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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."

"Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife? Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."

"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"

"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."

"How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently 10 aren't enough :\"

"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"

"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"

"Why did the doorman get a raise? He was always out standing."

"Given how many times I've been poked, Googled, and deep crawled, you'd think I'd have a lot more to brag about."