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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."
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"I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."
"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."
"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."
"Everything men know about women [ ]"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"