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Joke of the Day
"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""
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"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"
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"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"
"I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke."
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""
"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."
"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."