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Joke of the Day

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."

"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."

"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"

"Based on the Scotland vote results... It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free."

"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"

"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"

"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."

"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."