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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."

"I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism."

"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."

"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"

"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."