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Joke of the Day

"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"

"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"

"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."

"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"

"When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great. Now, they're outstanding!"

"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."

"What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks."

"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."

"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."

"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"