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Joke of the Day

"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."

"U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything"

"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"

"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"

"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."

"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"

"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"i made this joke up last week my friends say too soon knock knock who's there chris brown chris brown who who da fuck chris brownn dis ray rice bitch(punch to face) git out the elevator"

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"