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Joke of the Day

"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"

"Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says ""You know I just ate my mother-in-law and she still doesn't agree with me!"""

"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"

"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."

"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"

"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"

"I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. She replied, ""Good."""

"A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school."

"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."

"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"