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Joke of the Day
"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"
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"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."
"What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus? A cactus has all the pricks on the outside."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."
"""Where are you all going?"" A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking. ""You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band"
"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."
"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""