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Joke of the Day

"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."

"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."

"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."

"Cause of Death: Dropped full can of soda on baby toe."

"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."

"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."

"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."