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Joke of the Day

"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."

"Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head. -- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis."

"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."

"Why did the duck go to jail? For smoking quack!"

"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"

"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."

"My First reddit Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he was looking for a tight seal!"

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."

"""Thank you for coming."" ""It was mandatory."" #corporateshows"