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Joke of the Day

"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."

"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."

"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"

"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."

"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."

"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."

"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."

"What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else."

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"