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Joke of the Day
"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
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"What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."
"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
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"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"
"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"When I get Christmas cards with pictures of my friends' kids on them, I just draw dicks all over their faces and send them back."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium"