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Joke of the Day
"Hey babies, all those sights and sounds that you find so fascinating are actually boring as shit."
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"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
"The barber from across the street was just arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for 3 years. Didn't know he was also a barber."
"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."
"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"
"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."
"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."