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Joke of the Day
"Hey babies, all those sights and sounds that you find so fascinating are actually boring as shit."
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"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"
"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."
"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"
"*SNAP* *wife screams* *walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""
"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."
"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."
"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."
"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."