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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican? Because they pee on poles."
Next Joke
"Wife: We're going to Jessie's BBQ today. Me: She's the one with the big--- Wife: They're fake! Me: So? -liveTweeting from the DogHouse"
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"
"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"
"It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube."
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"
"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"