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Joke of the Day
"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"
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"I'm on a seefood diet I see food and I eat it."
"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."
"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."
"It's really weird to think about the fact that I've slept with literally everyone in my high school.. It's a lot less weird when you realize it's one in the morning and my high school is vacant."
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"
"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."
"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."
"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."
"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."