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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River? Because it has pp in it."

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"Two flies are arguing on a toilet seat when... One gets pissed off! (sorry!)"

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."

"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"

"I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility. After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in."

"How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck that. It's the nurse's job."

"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."

"My uncle Fred used to say "" What you can't hear can't harm you"" *used to* He was killed by ninjas."