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Joke of the Day
"Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River? Because it has pp in it."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. ""Wear something that doesn't show stains"" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho."
"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"
"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."
"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"
"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."