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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."
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"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"
"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."
"What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""
"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."
"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."
"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"
"Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is"
"I wish this cop would stop riding my ass, it makes me paranoid. I also wish he'd turn his sirens off and stop trying to shoot out my tires."