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Joke of the Day

"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."

"What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees? _In a New England accent..._ A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car."

"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"

"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."

"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"

"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"

"Who wants to go to Florida with me? I heard the clubs are to die for."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"