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Joke of the Day
"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"
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"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."
"Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing? Because she was getting a little hoarse"
"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."
"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."
"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"
"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."