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Joke of the Day
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"
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"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"
"biggest joke ever? The U.N"
"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"
"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"What's the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor."
"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"