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Joke of the Day
"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."
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"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."
"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."
"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"
"[leaving a birthday party with my pinata friend] i swear i didn't know they were going to do that ""Just take me home"""
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
"Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married They just cantelope"
"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."
"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."