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Joke of the Day

"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds."

"George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart"

"What do Jews and Snorlax have in common? They always lie"

"Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first."

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper."

"What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased."

"What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper? Ruff."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year."

"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"